Pocketmonkey.co.uk is a members-only internet community. We aim to provide a friendly place to chat, some useful internet features, and more importantly an idiot-free environment.
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By registering with us you are agreeing to not abuse the interactive features provided by this website, and to be polite and courteous to all other members (unless they deserve otherwise).
Our member accounts are activated manually shortly after your registration request is received - account activation is entirely at our discretion.
Please use the form below to provide your log-in and profile details.
E-mail address is optional, but you will not receive a confirmation of your registration details if you do not supply one, and it will also be impossible to recover your password.
Note: accounts that have not posted within a few days of joining will be banned, so if you intend to stick around please say 'hi' at least once.
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